Imagine Having Kirk Cousins When You Could Have Colt McCoy

Woof, not my quarterback! My quarterback would never make that throw. Not for 100+ million, no less. Floating it out there like a pop out to the center fielder, yikes! Give me Colt McCoy all day every day.

Kirk making throws like that only makes the Colt Train stronger. Choo Chooooo, Dallas we’re coming for that ass. And we all remember what happened the last time Colt played vs Dallas:

Viva la Colt.