Deep Thots

Large11/20/2018 12:57 PM

I have been looking at a lot more smut lately.

Not for me, of course… For work.

As a 47-year-old father of 3, I can safely say I never heard the word “thot” until I started working here 5 short months ago.

For the uninitiated, a thot is defined as a girl that sends out nudes and/or porn of themselves. It’s actually an acronym for That Ho Over There.

I did a podcast with Clancy last week and he described a young lady that I was exchanging recipes with on Twitter with as the “thottiest thot around”. A term I liked very much, so I immediately googled it. The search led me down a rabbit hole until I discovered a trend, which I am sure has been commented on before, but I really don’t care… A good number of these girls (thots) like to crouch down when they are taking pictures for social media now.

It seems like this crouch move is replacing that annoying duck-face phenomenon from a few years back…

And it is starting to also gain ground on that Snapchat dog lens filter that turns the user into a canine anime character with Down syndrome and a giant tongue…

But back to this newer pose that I like to call the “Thot Squat”… It really is perfect for this generation, because we are FINALLY transitioning away from the days of the uber-skinny supermodels and trending into the age of ladies who are more “thicc”.

Like here…

Or here, with a special girl with the nickname “The Plug”…

or here…

Again… I had to go with a little low-definition pic above because the fibers in her white catsuit are starting to lose their structural integrity up top.

Last one…

Dip it low, Bubba.

Of course I was not the first to coin the term Thot Squat, nor was I at the forefront of the Duckface or Dog Filter era, so in order to cement my position as an originator in the game of inappropriate pics, I am going to try and come up with a pose that is all my own. And if you see any more of them, please send them my way.

It’s called the Load Bearing Beam, and it is a tad more elusive…

Searching around for more Beams, I found this rare space alien who seems to be training for the Load Bearing Beam by doing weighted Thot Squats while making a Dog-like Duckface… What a unicorn!

(20 pounds on that bar, by the way)

Getting back to the fact that THOT is an acronym, there is another such mnemonic device that I also was just made aware of.

I was doing a radio show, when one of our many midget African producers said he preferred PAWG‘s. I term I had never heard before, but came to know stood for Phat Ass White Girls.

Got me thinking of what others I could promote.

Maybe Asians Nestling Under Sweaters?