I have been looking at a lot more smut lately.
Not for me, of course… For work.
As a 47-year-old father of 3, I can safely say I never heard the word “thot” until I started working here 5 short months ago.
For the uninitiated, a thot is defined as a girl that sends out nudes and/or porn of themselves. It’s actually an acronym for That Ho Over There.
I did a podcast with Clancy last week and he described a young lady that I was exchanging recipes with on Twitter with as the “thottiest thot around”. A term I liked very much, so I immediately googled it. The search led me down a rabbit hole until I discovered a trend, which I am sure has been commented on before, but I really don’t care… A good number of these girls (thots) like to crouch down when they are taking pictures for social media now.
It seems like this crouch move is replacing that annoying duck-face phenomenon from a few years back…
And it is starting to also gain ground on that Snapchat dog lens filter that turns the user into a canine anime character with Down syndrome and a giant tongue…
But back to this newer pose that I like to call the “Thot Squat”… It really is perfect for this generation, because we are FINALLY transitioning away from the days of the uber-skinny supermodels and trending into the age of ladies who are more “thicc”.
Or here, with a special girl with the nickname “The Plug”…
Again… I had to go with a little low-definition pic above because the fibers in her white catsuit are starting to lose their structural integrity up top.
Dip it low, Bubba.
Of course I was not the first to coin the term Thot Squat, nor was I at the forefront of the Duckface or Dog Filter era, so in order to cement my position as an originator in the game of inappropriate pics, I am going to try and come up with a pose that is all my own. And if you see any more of them, please send them my way.
It’s called the Load Bearing Beam, and it is a tad more elusive…
Searching around for more Beams, I found this rare space alien who seems to be training for the Load Bearing Beam by doing weighted Thot Squats while making a Dog-like Duckface… What a unicorn!
(20 pounds on that bar, by the way)
Getting back to the fact that THOT is an acronym, there is another such mnemonic device that I also was just made aware of.
I was doing a radio show, when one of our many midget African producers said he preferred PAWG‘s. I term I had never heard before, but came to know stood for Phat Ass White Girls.
Got me thinking of what others I could promote.
Maybe Asians Nestling Under Sweaters?
Bitches Owning Only Broomsticks?
Tiny Icelandic Teachers?
Dirty Indian Coyote Killers?
That’s all I got.
Take a report.
-Large (Large African Redheads Gobbling Eclairs)
Somebody get this LARGE an eclair!