Did Bears Kicker Cody Parkey Just Rob A Bank?
No, he robbed us of a win against a completely mediocre Dolphins team a few weeks back, conspired to commit robbery against Detroit last week, and should be thrown in prison for those games anyways. Only slightly kidding.
Real talk, the fact that helicopters are flying over Soldier Field and zeroed in on Cody Parkey practicing like he’s goddamn Henry Hill is the perfect way for him to get rid of the yips. No added pressure, none at all! Besides, the Bears have their new kicker anyways: me
