Ain’t that the truth.
Speaking of – the Smokebro of the Day? Our own Barstool Pat.
I know what you’re thinking…
“Sorry Kate, but he’d never, everrrrrr go for you.”
I know, I get it… The guy’s got standards.
But no hard feelings – I’ll just have to admire him from afar. And at any rate my hackey Smokebro blog was a good excuse to get a little closer & learn about this office dreamboat.
Style: Sleek yet sporty
Hometown: Franklin, MA
Years at Barstool: About a year
Boxers or briefs: Tommy Johns. No free ads though.
Favorite movie: Fast & Furious XXII
Proudest moment: Being Smokebro of the Day on the Chicks site, obviously.
Any chance at all you’d bang me: Whoa, what? We’ve been over this before. Absolutely not. No. And that’s incredibly inappropriate.
Damn: Yeah. Sorry, Kate but no.
No it’s ok: It’s not personal I swear
It’s my wonky tooth, right?: Kate that’s not it
Forget it, Pat, I’m a loser I get it: I’m really uncomfortable
Man, I’m sorry Pat. Just venting: Um, I have to get to um a meeting now
Ok thanks: Uh yeah, anytime. Bye.
Ladies & gents, prepare to have your ovaries explode:
Love a man who’s kind to animals:
Let’s go up to the roof for some snaccs:
It’s settled, Pat’s a total knockout.