Campus Police Officer Takes A DIGGER Testing Out His Sweet New Three-Wheeled Patrol Scooter

I don’t care who you are, falling down is always funny. Exhibit A, B, and C:

(Alright that last one was a faint.) It’s even funnier when the person falling is wearing full tactical gear aboard a three-wheeled electric scooter while ensuring the safety of undergrads in the middle of a school day. You have to watch the clip with the volume up to get the full effect. “Go ahead…oh…he on the grass wid it? Oh he showin’ out! All terrain! You ain’t gonna stop him. (Pause) OHHHHH SHIT!” Then he just laid there, too embarrassed to raise his head. As he should be.

It’s a shame he didn’t get up because I’m fairly confident that if he did we would be able to confirm him as Special Officer Doofy from Scary Movie. Whatever. Those scooters are cool but they don’t belong on campuses. Get these guys a pair of Asics and some gym shorts and call it a day. Cheers to a speedy recovery, officer.