Patrick Mahomes Is Rattled After Getting Killed By Someone Wearing A Patrick Mahomes Jersey (In Fortnite)

Damn. Nobody is gunning down Mahomes on the field. He’s the one who does the sniping. But on the virtual land of Fortnite? Anything goes off that Battle Bus. Patrick Mahomes is no longer a MVP candidate for the leading team in the AFC. He’s just a man like you and me. Unless of course you’re a woman or you’re a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex. Regardless, we’re all mortal in real life and on the battlefield of Fortnite. Sure, not all of us are getting killed by a direct representation of ourselves, but still. Mere mortals, nonetheless. Shadows and dust, Maximus. Shadows and dust.

Tonight – 8pm on Twitch – Destiny fulfills itself.