Gas Money Bob's Week 10 Bears Preview

Let’s just start right here:

Couple of things about this gif.

1. The Bears took Joe Ferguson’s soul in this game and they are going to do the same to Matt Stafford today.

2. I can’t believe we had to watch TV in low definition back then.

3. Wilbur was a badass. The Bears had 9 pro bowlers in 1985 and Marshall wasn’t one of them. What a joke.

All-Time Head to Head:

I keep hearing all this garbage about the Bears being 1-9 vs the Lions in the last 10 well the Bears are 97-74-5 vs the Lions in their last 176 meetings. This will be win 98 with 99 coming in just 11 days.

Weather Report:

36 Degrees (feels 29)

Precipitation 0%

Humidity 55%

Wind SW 12 mph

Kerryon Johnson is already crying about the cold weather and its not even cold. Wait until he gets hit by Akiem Hicks. He will cry like a little bitch. Johnson tried to make up an injury for today but it looks like hes going to play at least until the Bears D “remove” him from the game.

What are the Odds:

Bears -7

Over/Under  44.5

I’m riding a hot streak after correctly prediciting the Bears covering and the over last week.

This week I think the bears easily cover the 7 but i think the O/U comes in just shy of the 44.5 so bet the Bears and the Under*.

*I am not responsible if this bet does not win, but I will be happy to take a cut of your winnings when you win it. Venmo: GasMoneyBob

Fantasy Start ‘em Sit ‘em:

Start ‘em:

Tarik Cohen 45 rushing yards 6 receptions 83 yards 1 TD

Howard Jordan 107 rushing yards 1 TD

Mitch Trubisky 280 yards 2 TD 39 rushing yards.

Bears D/ST 12 sacks, 2 INT, 1 FR, 1 TD

Sit ‘em:

Matthew Stafford 203 yards 0 TD 2 INT

Kerryon Johnson 12 yards rushing 0 TD 1 fumble

Marvin Jones 2 catches 24 yards 0 TD

The Lions don’t want to be here. They’re afraid of the weather, they’re afraid of the Bears fans, and they’re especially afraid of the return of Khalil Mack. The Bears O will continue to roll and the Bears D will feast once again.

The Lions:

Offense: Like I just said they Lions want no part of this game. Kerryon is crying about a little cold weather, Stafford lost one of his receivers, and they just gave up 10 sacks last week. Its obvious they have given up on the season so I wouldn’t expect a whole lot out of them today or the rest of the season.

Defense: Slay is their only really good defender and hes out so there isn’t much to talk about here. The Lions D has given up over 357 yards and 26 points per game this season. Kind of pathetic for a team that has a defensive head coach. Expect the Bears offense to move the ball up and down the field easily today.

Da Bears:

Offense: Cohen and Howard are going to run wild today and Mitch will move the ball with ease. This shouldnt be much of a test for a Bears offense that is starting to look like one of the best in the NFL. Mitch continues to take steps towards being the greatest QB in NFL history. Its only a matter of time.

Defense: MACK IS BACK. The D was awesome the last two weeks and now we get our guy back. Stafford’s undies haven’t been clean all week. The lions gave up 10 sacks to a mediocre defense like the Vikings, imagine what the Mack led Bears will do. At least 1 more TD for the D this week.

The Fans:

Bears: What more can I say about us. Simply the best fans in sports and we’ll be out there proving it again today. Bears.

Lions: Detroit sucks and that mainly has to do with the fans. I mean look at these pathetic losers.

Fun Facts: Detroit has so many I have to make a list.

1. Nearly half of Detroit’s adults are functionally illiterate.

2. As of January 2013, 47 houses in Detroit were listed for $500 or less, with five properties listed for $1.

3. The term “Carjacking” originated in Detroit

4.  In 1980, Detroit gave Saddam Hussein a key to the city out of recognition of donations he made to local churches.

Seems like a great place. #DetroitSucks

Game Prediction:

Bears 31

Lions 9

Coming Up Next Week: The Vikings come into Soldiers Field to get their asses whooped in front of the nation on Sunday Night Football.

Bear Down!