Let’s just start right here:
Couple of things about this gif.
1. The Bears took Joe Ferguson’s soul in this game and they are going to do the same to Matt Stafford today.
2. I can’t believe we had to watch TV in low definition back then.
3. Wilbur was a badass. The Bears had 9 pro bowlers in 1985 and Marshall wasn’t one of them. What a joke.
All-Time Head to Head:
I keep hearing all this garbage about the Bears being 1-9 vs the Lions in the last 10 well the Bears are 97-74-5 vs the Lions in their last 176 meetings. This will be win 98 with 99 coming in just 11 days.
36 Degrees (feels 29)
Wind SW 12 mph
Kerryon Johnson is already crying about the cold weather and its not even cold. Wait until he gets hit by Akiem Hicks. He will cry like a little bitch. Johnson tried to make up an injury for today but it looks like hes going to play at least until the Bears D “remove” him from the game.
What are the Odds:
I’m riding a hot streak after correctly prediciting the Bears covering and the over last week.
This week I think the bears easily cover the 7 but i think the O/U comes in just shy of the 44.5 so bet the Bears and the Under*.
*I am not responsible if this bet does not win, but I will be happy to take a cut of your winnings when you win it. Venmo: GasMoneyBob
Fantasy Start ‘em Sit ‘em:
Tarik Cohen 45 rushing yards 6 receptions 83 yards 1 TD
Howard Jordan 107 rushing yards 1 TD
Mitch Trubisky 280 yards 2 TD 39 rushing yards.
Bears D/ST 12 sacks, 2 INT, 1 FR, 1 TD
Matthew Stafford 203 yards 0 TD 2 INT
Kerryon Johnson 12 yards rushing 0 TD 1 fumble
Marvin Jones 2 catches 24 yards 0 TD
The Lions don’t want to be here. They’re afraid of the weather, they’re afraid of the Bears fans, and they’re especially afraid of the return of Khalil Mack. The Bears O will continue to roll and the Bears D will feast once again.
Offense: Like I just said they Lions want no part of this game. Kerryon is crying about a little cold weather, Stafford lost one of his receivers, and they just gave up 10 sacks last week. Its obvious they have given up on the season so I wouldn’t expect a whole lot out of them today or the rest of the season.
Defense: Slay is their only really good defender and hes out so there isn’t much to talk about here. The Lions D has given up over 357 yards and 26 points per game this season. Kind of pathetic for a team that has a defensive head coach. Expect the Bears offense to move the ball up and down the field easily today.
Offense: Cohen and Howard are going to run wild today and Mitch will move the ball with ease. This shouldnt be much of a test for a Bears offense that is starting to look like one of the best in the NFL. Mitch continues to take steps towards being the greatest QB in NFL history. Its only a matter of time.
Defense: MACK IS BACK. The D was awesome the last two weeks and now we get our guy back. Stafford’s undies haven’t been clean all week. The lions gave up 10 sacks to a mediocre defense like the Vikings, imagine what the Mack led Bears will do. At least 1 more TD for the D this week.
Bears: What more can I say about us. Simply the best fans in sports and we’ll be out there proving it again today. Bears.
Lions: Detroit sucks and that mainly has to do with the fans. I mean look at these pathetic losers.
Fun Facts: Detroit has so many I have to make a list.
1. Nearly half of Detroit’s adults are functionally illiterate.
2. As of January 2013, 47 houses in Detroit were listed for $500 or less, with five properties listed for $1.
3. The term “Carjacking” originated in Detroit
4. In 1980, Detroit gave Saddam Hussein a key to the city out of recognition of donations he made to local churches.
Seems like a great place. #DetroitSucks
Coming Up Next Week: The Vikings come into Soldiers Field to get their asses whooped in front of the nation on Sunday Night Football.