EMERGENCY: Saturday Night Smoke Kara Del Toro Is Holding A Kitten Hostage And There's No Telling What's Gonna Happen!
[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Kara NOOOOOOO!!! That kitten has a family! Or probably not! It doesn’t matter! In fact I can probably guarantee that stray now eats a lot better than I do! Oh well! That pussy is only involved in the title because it’s a creatively lazy way to make it seem funny to get clickbait! At least the SEO of “Kara Del Toro”, “Instagram Model”, “Kitten”, and, now, “BOOBIES” will garner some impressive Saturday night results! God bless Kara, and whoever created God bless the almighty PAGEVIEWS!
We’ll now leave you with an original Kara Del Toro video, “50 facts about Kara Del Toro”! 50!!! I don’t think Christ himself has more than 20 facts that people actually want to know about him! Kara’s got 50! What a society!
