WOOOO-HOOOOO! SUCK ON THAT FACTUAL STAT, BOSTON! THE COLANGELO DRAFT OF 2017 HAS BEEN EXALTED! TATUM IS A BUM! MARKELLE IS OUR NEW GOD OF BALL!
It’s still Fultz, obviously, but what a stat that’s somehow real. Even if it is ever so slightly. I don’t care if the difference in shooting percentage is .002% (Tatum 55/140, Fultz 45/114), we gotta hang our hat on whatever we can at this point. I guess. Fultz’s shot is still SHOOK. It may not be infected with Syphilis anymore, but it’s demented with something. I mean, look at this thing. LOOK AT IT:
Oh well. Still a better FG percentage .002% early on in the season than the better player he’s going to be measured up again for the rest of his career. Stats, just like ball, don’t lie. Cue it!