Emily Ratajkowski Is Releasing New Swimsuits Next Week, Exciting!

NBD except extremely big news! Exciting news! Emily Ratajkowski will be releasing new stuff on her website next week! She’s oh so very modest to pretend like this isn’t huge news. This is nothing more than a Public Service Announcement from me. I blogged about when Emily restocked her leopard bikini so I felt it was my civic duty to let the people of Earth know that she has new stuff dropping next week. I can’t report it one time and then ignore it the next time it happens. I wouldn’t be doing my job if I did that. What is she dropping, you might be asking? Not really sure. Probably swimsuits but she didn’t specify so I’m ready for anything to be put up on that website next week. Could be microwaves. Could be televisions. Could be washers and dryers. Could be life insurance. Could be something really cool that I don’t even know about. I still think it’s gonna be swimsuits but who knows. Can’t wait! Exciting!