There Are Just Far Too Many People On This Planet
So to preface this blog, I just spent the past few days in Orlando on a little family trip. And after spending a few days at Universal Studios, I am now 100% convinced that we seriously need to look into population control before it’s too late. Because from the looks of this past weekend, I really don’t see how this planet has any significant time left before we just swallow ourselves whole. There are way, way, way too many people in the world right now. I’d say there is at least 3 or 4 times more people than there needs to be right now and even if we wiped all those people out, there would still be too many people in the world.
Now population control is a pretty tricky subject to talk about because naturally, you have to talk about killing some people off. So you’re really walking on egg shells when you have to come up with a plan for who to wipe off the face of the Earth. If it were up to me? I think we need to first start implementing some sort of test to get all the slow walkers in the world out of here. If you walk too slow, you’re done. I feel like that is going to get rid of the majority of the south but whatever, it’s their own fault. You think George Washington fought against the red coats just so a bunch of slow ass bastards could walk a mile an hour? Shit no. This country was founded by fast walkers for fast walkers. So if you’re a slow walker, not only are you an inconsiderate jackass but you are also as anti-American as they come.
The next round of cuts can be completely randomized just to keep things fair. If that means that I am part of the next group to go, I am perfectly content with that. I am willing to die for the benefit of the planet. But we need to cut the population in thirds at least so we can give everybody a number of either 1, 2 or 3. 1 means that you are totally safe to go and can continue living your life. 2 means that you’re good to go for right now but if we don’t get rid of enough people this go around, you will be re-entered into the pool of the next wave of cuts. And 3 means you’re done. Tough break but whatever, it’s not like you’re going to miss the world when you’re dead.
And then from there, we can just keep having different types of tests to determine who stays and who goes. I’m just saying that we should probably consider who is populating the new world for future generations. I think we all know some people who aren’t making any serious contributions to the world anytime soon so it’s not like Earth will be doomed if they go. And we can be civilized about it, too, if we want. We don’t need to just start killing people on the spot. We can give them a pill and it’ll give them a few more weeks to live so they can do whatever they want before they go. That might start up a whole Purge situation which would be another issue for another time to deal with. But still, the fact remains that there are too many people in the world and it is ruining Universal Studios.