Triple H Posts Absolutely Disgusting Photo Of The Biggest Bruise I've Ever Seen - Don't Tear Your Bowling Ball Sized Pecs, Kids!

At WWE Crown Jewel, during the dads-fighting-at-their-daughters-softball-game main event of D-Generation-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) vs The Brothers of Destruction (The Undertaker & Kane), which had a combined age of 206 years old, the old men entertaining Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (who made the personal order to have journalist Jamal Khashoggi dismembered for speaking badly about him) tried this dumb fuckin’ move:

Triple H is now going to be on the sidelines for a few months while his torn pectoral muscle heals. Maybe he shouldn’t wrestle anymore, seems dangerous for people as old as him.

Get well soon!