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Game Over For Any Trick Or Treater Ambushed By This Godforsaken Thing At Night

I’m all for a good scare on Halloween, but not so much when it sends a toddler to therapy for the next decade or 8. That thing would make any child shit out their soul. Then again, I see it both ways. All kids get nowadays are trophies and handouts. It’s becoming an epidemic among the youts in this country. I don’t have a problem with making them earn that fun-sized Snickers. Gotta want it. And not pissing themselves gets them two.

Even so, the scariest part about that thing is the price, amiright? No, seriously. $295 for just shipping and handling? And these costs don’t include the inevitable trauma lawsuits.

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Whoever owns this better hope Tyrone doesn’t swing by their house. The old hag would instinctively be sent to back to hell before she even left her seat.

PS – Bonus A+ scare. All-time patience and execution right here.