Close Your Eyes And Try To Picture What Type Of Shorts Ben Roethlisberger Wears, Now Open Your Eyes, Was It These?
Just perfect. Like I actually think the person who created Camo Cargo shorts did so with Ben Roethlisberger in mind. And not for nothing but I think I love Big Ben now. Yeah he’s scummy, yeah he’s had some highly questionable things go down in bar bathrooms, but the best part about Roethlisberger is that he owns it. He knows who he is. He doesn’t put on any airs. He’s a big fat guy from Ohio, who likes to get a little too drunk, get cliche tattoos on his chest, and rock cargo camo shorts all summer. And that’s the beauty of it. He’s an NFL Quarterback but at the same time he’s literally ever friend I’ve ever had who grew up in Ohio. You go to an Ohio State tailgate and there are thousands of Ben Roethlisberger’s shotgunning beers and yelling at opposing fans. Can’t say that for many other QB’s in the league.