ESPN Bent The Knee To #BillsMafia And Took The TV Off Of The Back Of The Boogermobile
While I would love to get on ESPN for tucking their tails between their legs and cowering to the public for such an idea that was so obviously awful from the jump, I gotta give the clown college up in Bristol credit for this one. Simply broadcasting a game where the Bills play the Patriots means that your employees must have their head on a swivel to avoid flying dildos raining down left and right from #BillsMafia members that have had an entire day to get ready for some football. The people at New Era Field may not have said as much, but they were clearly trying to put a kibosh on those wonderful savages on Lake Erie from tossing artificial dicks on the field.
But putting a gigantic moving target that is also blocking the view of some of those wildling fans is pretty much begging for us to witness a death by dildo. Pleading even for Booger to get cockslapped. So while I may not enjoy pretty much every aspect of the Monday Night Football announcing crew, nobody deserves to be killed by a rubber sex toy.
Also, while I feel bad that License Plate Guy was the last person to suffer from the Boogermobile’s mobile obstructed view, I also thank God that these videos of the Boogermobile haunting his life will exist on the internet forever.
