The Sixers Are Making Groutfits Great Again
So I’m not exactly what people these days commonly refer to these days as a “hype beast”. I have no problem admitting that I’m typically very late to jumping on any sort of fashion trend. So you’ll have to forgive me if groutfits were already great again and I just wasn’t aware. But I feel like the majority of my adult life so far, going out in public with a grey hoodie and a grey sweatshirt has been frowned up. It is seen as if that person has simply just given up. If you’re going to the gym or going for a run that’s one thing. But going out to get groceries? Going to a restaurant on a first date? Going to court? People seem to look down on anybody who shows up to those types of functions whilst wearing a grey sweatshirt and grey sweatpants.
But not anymore. Not after the Philadelphia Sixers unveil their city edition uniforms which pay tribute to one of the most iconic outfits known to man. If groutfits weren’t back before, then they are all the way back right now. You can now wear a groutfit to any sort of occasion your heart desires. Wear one to the bar. Wear one to a wedding. Whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want. A grey sweatshirt on grey sweatpants is the official outfit of Philadelphia, and now the Philadelphia 76ers will be rocking that outfit to greatness. And the best part about the groutfit? It’s the perfect look to go commando with. Really emphasizes the bulge and let’s everybody know what you’re working with. Can you imagine what Embiid’s bulge will look like in these things? Holy smokes. It might go down to his ankles. Teams are gonna be getting a face full of Embiid dick every time the Sixers hit the court in these bad boys. Not that they don’t get a face full of Embiid dick already. It’ll just be less subtle now. Tough to win under those circumstances. If you’re a fan of free money, I’d highly suggest hammering the Sixers every time they wear these from now on.