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Someone in Your Office or Friend Group Has An Alpha Uterus

We need to talk about synching.

Listen, someone that you spend a lot of time with is forcing your cycle to match theirs. If this doesn’t happen to you, then you’re the alpha uterus, and good for you! I’m not going to tell you who the Alpha Uterus in the Barstool office is, but she has legitimately changed mine, Ria’s, and Kayce’s cycles. It’s an issue, and I felt it was important to bring awareness to this fucking bizarre thing that happens to women (as if this shit wasn’t weird enough).