Wednesday Homestretch
The weekend is slowly approaching like a Honduran caravan, and equity markets are taking it on the chin. Most of the websites I normally cut&paste market commentary from are blaming today’s weakness on a mixed bag of corporate earnings coupled with disappointing housing data, and how both of these factors are fueling anxiety that rising prices will crimp economic growth… But I also believe reports that bombs were sent to two former U.S. presidents and the NYC headquarters of CNN aren’t helping either.
Microsoft will report after the close, while Alphabet, Intel, and Amazon are all scheduled to release results tomorrow.
Had a couple of interesting Twitter DM’s this week including Mills Lane’s son, who reached out earlier thanking me for mentioning his legendary dad in a boxing blog… It really made my morning.
I won’t inundate you with boxing again today, but I am writing a blog on Mills’ most infamous fights for some later date… Even outside of both the fan man and ear bite fights, he has reffed some fucking doozies.
Another guy hit me this past weekend looking for recommendations on a homemade dinner menu to serve some broad who was coming to his apartment for the first time.
I asked if he had a grill, and he did, so I said to grill up some baby lamb chops and fan them out on a plate with a simple arugula salad… Gave him very simple soup-to-nuts instructions.
I say “soup-to-nuts” because I think (even though he and I are absolute strangers) we were both hoping the evening would start with soup in her mouth and end with nuts.
Later that night I got this DM…
Apparently, the Call her Daddy girls aren’t the only Barstool employees helping our followers get a little “strange”… Takeareport guys are straight up grillin’ and fuckin’… Made my night.
Speaking of Barstool girls, Kate was editing an upcoming blog titled Woman Barred From Sixers Game For ‘Inappropriate Outfit’ which I assume will hit later today if it hasn’t hit already. I saw the title in the list of drafts we have on our system, and I also saw that Kate was “currently editing” said draft. The way our system works, only one person can edit a piece of content at a time, but I was so tempted to take a peek at this scantily dressed broad, that I almost remotely kicked Kate off her own blog so I could just wet my beak* with whatever hoo-ah she was profiling.
Cooler heads prevailed, so now I wait like the rest of you.
But then again, fuck Kate… I can post inappropriate Halloween costumes also…
Here’s a Hood-Rat Borat…
Here’s a couple of asses in glasses…
And finally, here’s my sister and her roommates down in SMU…
(Marge is on the left)
Take a report.
-Large
* “wet my beak” was a big cocaine term… #neverforget