This Perfectly Rectangular Iceberg In The Ocean Is Obviously Aliens

BBC- Nasa has released a striking photo of a rectangular iceberg floating in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica. The US space agency said the object’s sharp angles and flat surface suggested it had recently broken away from an ice shelf. The edges are still pointed, and have not yet been worn down by the ocean waves. The picture was taken last week by scientists on a Nasa research plane. Such objects are not unknown, however, and even have a name – tabular icebergs. These are flat and long and form by splitting away from the edges of ice shelves. Kelly Brunt, a glaciologist with Nasa and the University of Maryland, said the process of formation was a bit like a fingernail growing too long and cracking off at the end. They were often geometrically-shaped as a result, she said. “What makes this one a bit unusual is that it looks almost like a square,” she added. This particular ‘berg came from the crumbling Larsen C ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula.

NICE TRY BUT WE SEE YOU

That’s aliens. If you don’t think it’s aliens then your eyes are glued shut and you’re playing right in to the tentacles of the aliens. They want us to think that “iceberg” is just another iceberg floating amongst lots of other icebergs but it’s clearly not. I mean just look at it! It’s perfectly rectangular! It’s perfectly smooth! It’s literally perfect. Those are the sharpest edges and smoothest surface I’ve ever seen anywhere. Have you ever seen an iceberg look like that? No, no you have not. I love how the article is like, “It’s stunning to see an iceberg be a perfect rectangular” uhhhhhh yeah that’s because icebergs aren’t ever shaped like a perfect rectangular which means something is up. That “something” is aliens trying to hide but we got them. We see you now let’s get the nukes ready. Drop’em and open that bitch up like a bees nest. Let’s go to war.

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Spinzone if there are aliens hiding in that iceberg (which there definitely are), war against aliens might be exactly what the doctor ordered given the current state of the world. Aliens sneak-attacking from a rectangular iceberg in the middle of the ocean is what would make all of us come together and fight. No one country or continent is beating the iceberg aliens alone. It’s gonna take the effort of the world. It’s crazy that the “iceberg” isn’t bigger news. People saw that piece of news and were like, “Wow that’s weird!” and kept it moving. That’s how we humans end up extinct. Everybody needs to wake the fuck up and get ready to battle the iceberg aliens because once they know that we know they’re in there, it’s on like Donkey Kong. Get the strap.