New York City Is Such A Busy Place, Sometimes You Have To Piss On The Subway Tracks As A Train Enters The Station

Yes random person that filmed this on Instagram, that is New York City for you. I don’t know what those eyeroll emojis are all about though. You ever hear the song that the Red Sox played after eliminating the Yankees this year? If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. But to make it here, sometimes you need to make sacrifices in the hustle and bustle that is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Maybe you live in a cramped apartment for thousands of dollars, maybe you are eating a buttered roll on the go instead of a balanced breakfast at home, maybe you whip out your ding-a-ling out in the middle of the Times Square stop where millions of people pass through annually while an iron horse comes barreling down the tracks. You can’t stop pissing though because stopping mid-stream will probably hurt just as much as getting hit by that speeding train. You also make sure to avoid hitting the third rail so you don’t end up like Marv in Home Alone 2.

The bottom line is that sometimes the hard choices have to be made in the Big Apple, whether it’s time, happiness, or going ass out while treating the subway like the toilet it is.