Does This Look Like the Face of an NYPD Boss Who Stuffed Her Panties in a Cop's Mouth?
Source - A ball-busting female boss at a Brooklyn precinct is under investigation for allegedly stuffing a pair of her panties into a male colleague’s mouth, police sources told The Post on Monday.
Sgt. Ann Marie Guerra, the second-in-command at the 72nd Precinct Detectives Squad, flipped out on Detective Victor Falcon when he complained about her leaving her underwear all over the unisex locker room, sources said.
“They are f–king clean!” the 38-year-old married mom of two allegedly roared Oct. 7 — as she shoved a pair of her panties into Falcon’s mouth, a source said. …
Other detectives in the station house have “objected to her leaving her panties on the unisex shower knob and outside her locker for all to see. The lockers are unisex, too,” the source added.
Guerra has groused about her male colleagues’ manhoods on Facebook, including on Sept. 11, a police source said.
“She has been on social media spouting man-hating rhetoric about fellow sergeants having ‘little d–ks,’ ” the source said.
Say what you want about Sgt. Anne Marie Guerra, but I could work for a boss like her. Look, what’s the first thing everyone says they want from a supervisor? I’ll tell you. They want to know where they stand. That’s everything. No head games. No complaining about you behind your back and undermining your authority. Just pull me aside, look me in the eye and give it to me straight and direct. And nothing gets a message across like your boss shoving her ladies unders into your mouth.
Is it disrespectful as hell? Well, if I’m being candid I’d say posting on Facebook about my small dick would be. But like the lawyers say, “truth is a defense against libel.” At least she’s not pretending you’re average to your face and then saying you’re hung like a hamster once you leave the locker room. At least she’s putting it in writing with her name on it. And that’s how you foster a work environment based on honesty. It might hurt in the short term, but in the long run it will help communication, teamwork and productivity.
As far as the panties go, that’s a management style I could respond to. Depending. Depending on if they really are clean, for once. I mean, if they taste like dryer sheets, no harm, no foul. If they’re a combination of Sgt. Guerra’s skid marks, taint and sugar walls, then I think HR would prefer she ask her subordinate if he/she would like a pair stuffed in their mouth first. And obviously if they’re big giant granny panties, then stuffing them into a co-worker’s mouth is out of the question. Especially in a union shop like a police station because that practice got collectively bargained out generations ago. It’s a safety issue all day long and they’ll write you up for it.
The bottom line is Sgt. Anne Marie Guerra is just being true to herself. A sloppy, penis-shaming, tough as nails street cop who’ll jam her undies down your throat and make fun of your junk on 9/11 as fast as she’ll chase down a perp. We need more cops, and more bosses, as direct, honest and dedicated as she. Sergeant, you can sexually degrade me anytime.