Kevin Knox Scares The Shit Out Of Every Knicks Fan In The World After Rolling His Ankle Badly

Clem10/21/2018 12:41 AM

Well that doesn’t look good. Lets see a snapshot of the actual injury.

I’m pretty sure the words Knox, Shit, Fuck, and Why Does God Hate Us started trending on Twitter in New York after that injury. To be honest, I was writing a blog rebuking the basketball gods while I was watching our youngest son get helped to the locker room without being able to put weight on his ankle but it looks like the basketball gods have taken mercy on us for this one night.

I am not asking much this season from the Knicks. Play hard, give us some exciting games, win a few, lose a bunch, and lock up a Top 3 pick. But the most important thing is to stay healthy. I’m fine with losing for one more year, but I don’t want another serious injury occurring to a member of our young core like when we lost our beautiful 7’3″ unicorn after his ACL turned to ticker tape. However, it looks like we may have dodged a bullet tonight. High ankle sprains may be a bitch, but considering this season’s ceiling is probably an 8th seed and a first round sweep, I will take Kevin Knox being told to ice up and keep it elevated over any kind of s*rgery (I don’t like saying that word). So I will kindly ask the basketball gods to please not fuck us. Or at least don’t fuck us more than you usually do. All I can do is offer you prayers of thanks from Knicks fans.

Every shirt purchased = 1 prayer of thanks to the basketball gods for sparing Kevin Knox’s rookie season. Do your duty Knicks fans or live with the consequences of angry basketball gods.