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Red Panda Is BACK

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Not this is what I’m talking about. This is like LeBron putting up career numbers in Year 15. I need Red Panda to be back and thankfully it appears like that is very much the case. I feel like a few times we saw her drop some bowls, which whenever it happens it takes my breath away. I sit there in disbelief because the Red Panda I know is flawless and nails the 5 bowl finale.

That’s what she did tonight in Minnesota and it officially means the NBA season is back, and the GOAT is back. There are a lot of halftime performances in the league, whether it’s Quick Change (impressive in it’s our right), maybe sometimes like at the Garden you get Lil Phunk, and then there’s always the 10 year old scrimmage. Hands down though Red Panda is the best they got, and I remember how sad it make me when someone stole her bike in San Fransisco last year. Fuck those people.

Here’s to hoping we are nowhere close to having to say goodbye, because it looks like she still has it.