Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Louisiana – A Louisiana teacher has been charged with having sex with a 16-year-old student who recorded the incident on his cellphone, police say.

Constance Robertson, a 25-year-old substitute teacher at Port Barre High School, allegedly told police she thought the 10th grade student was 18 years old when she had sex with him in a classroom during a pep rally.

School officials learned of the video after the alleged victim shared it with other students.

Authorities searched the teen’s phone and found evidence that led to Robertson’s arrest, according to the Port Barre Police Department.

Robertson … has been working for the Louisiana school system since May 2017.

Inside baseball: I’ve been sitting on Constance Robertson all week. Figuratively sitting on her. Frankly I was reluctant to even post her because we’ve had some real A-material lately, such as Chrystal Estelle Vega and true Hall of Famers pleading guilty and it just is unfair to ask someone with fewer natural gifts to follow those acts. It’s like opening your little play on Broadway just after the Harry Potter musical opened. It’s just asking to be destroyed.

Well the reason I’m posting Constance is because I think she can take it. She’s tough. Substitute teacher tough. Tough enough to bang a 10th grader in her classroom during a pep rally and let him record it. Tough enough to look the police in the eye and say she thought there was nothing wrong with it as long as said 10th grader was 18. Grading her now is like giving David Price the ball in the World Series because you know he’s show he’s got the sand to be able to hack it. That’s why Constance Robertson is here. She pitched a gem and she earned the right.

The Grades:
Looks: She did pitch a good game. But she doesn’t doesn’t have the best stuff. A nice personality though, I’m sure. Also, pink is not a slimming color.
Grade: D+

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: But there’s no holes in her game here. For all the reasons I mentioned. Imagine how hard it has to be to close that deal when you’re only a substitute? When you don’t know from one day to the next where you’ll be assigned? Who knows if she’d even met the kid before? But she managed to find the opportunity to bone him in the classroom. On video. And she’s only been there since May? It’s that kind audacity that gets you onto GtNSST even if you aren’t the most natural talent.
Grade: A

Intangibles: Safe to say nobody rallied more pep than she did. Teachers, take notes.
Grade: A

Overall: C. Your classic example of a great story pulled off by less than the total package 5-tool player.

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