T.I. Had A Melania Trump Lookalike Steamily Strip In The Oval Office To Promote His New Album

NY Post- Melania Trump’s spokeswoman is asking people to boycott Atlanta-based rapper T.I. because of his promotional album video that shows a woman resembling the first lady stripping in the Oval Office.

Reacting to T.I., her communications chief Stephanie Grisham tweeted on Saturday: “How is this acceptable? #disgusting #boycottT.I.”

The rapper earlier said on Instagram that he was done working with Kanye West, a strong supporter of President Trump who made a highly publicized visit to the Oval Office on Thursday.

Wowza. Hooooo Chi Minh City. Hot tamale, mucho gusto! Did you see that Melania lookalike? She was naked! Talk about putting the “oval” in “oval office.” Not sure which oval I’m talking about, but you get the idea. Something about a hole in the oval office. Are vaginas oblong? Sometimes, probably.

There’s so much going on in this short clip. T.I. tipping his cap to ol’ slick dick Willie Clinton with the cigar. Let’s hope Bill didn’t use a lit cigar though, cripes. Then you’ve got this lady wearing the “I don’t care, do you?” coat that Melania wore. To answer that, yes. We care. We are fascinated by what you’re doing. When you tossed your head over both shoulders, I thought dear God what will she do next? And then she did the thing we had all hoped she would do, which was to remove the coat, even though it’s undoubtedly drafty in that office. Next thing you know, she’s up on the desk like some sort of teleportation mutant, grabbing Tip’s tie as if to say, “let’s use this as a blindfold as I drip hot wax on your freshly-exfoliated back.” Finally, Tip, being the gentleman that we know him to be, gives her a hand down because she’s still wearing the sort of treacherous footwear that could cause a high ankle sprain should she jump down to the carpeted floor.

All while Honest Abe looks on. Man oh man. Wouldn’t mind spending a day in his frame!

To any/all rappers hoping to promote an upcoming album, take note: T.I. gave us a heavy dose of sex and politics to let the world know he’s got an album out. Sounds like the perfect thing to listen to while you’re cleaning yourself up.

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Hey Stephanie, when you want twitter to boycott someone, don’t include their twitter handle. That’s like telling a group of hungry soccer children to avoid a candy factory because its handing out free samples and diabetes is the #1 threat to children hoping to play professional soccer with both feet, and then handing them a map to that candy factory.