Rumors Are Flying That Ariana Grande Was Secretly Dating Rupert Grint Of Harry Potter Fame

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Before we get started, I just want to stress that these are rumors and no one at Barstool Sports Celebrity Gossip Division have confirmed these salacious allegations. In fact, we bemoan reporting on such unsubstantiated claims. Nevertheless, these rumors,,,again rumors,,,, are bombastic and therefore must be published posthaste.

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Ariana and Ron Weasley! Delicious! Just when you thought Ariana was gonna take a break from the public spotlight, she accios Ron Weasley into her grasp. That being said, you could easily say that Ariana has a type. Look at those eyes! I’m not sure if this relationship will last but I’m certainly rooting for them and not because I’m a Harry Potter head. I don’t know anything about the books that I have read over a dozen times.

The romance is troublesome because both Grande (who many people say should actually be called Pequeña because she’s small) and Grint (Weasley) were both in a relationship at the time this new flame started. But, once a pair of hearts receives the Incendio spell (fire-starting spell for you mudbloods), there’s nothing that can be done even with all the horcruxes in the wizarding world.

I hope these rumors aren’t true because I really think that Grande needs to take a little pause from the spotlight and point her wand at her own heart and say, “Brackium Emendo.” Then and only then, will she truly be healed.

Post blog: again just rumors.