And Here We Have Kirk Cousins Gettin' Jiggy Wit It...TWICE!

KIRK! Don’t do it to ‘em! Actually, yes! Please do it to ‘em! Kirk kicks it off with the Bernie*, a delightful shimmy that was most popular circa 2010-2012. But, wait (Billy Mayes voice) – There’s MORE! Kirk rushes for a 7-yard touchdown and does…???

So white. So, so blindingly white. I’m not sure what that robotic move is (The Robot?), and I’m not sure I want to know. All I do know is that Kirk is having fun out there and slaying everyone along the way. YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?

*That was the most out of place Bernie this side of Barstool’s Frankie Borelli in high school before baseball practice. Such delicate, pure features even back then.