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Banks' Winter Olympics Blog: Monday, February 10th

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First weekend in the books, and the USA is hanging around in the medal count, taking home another gold and a bronze on Sunday. Norway’s built themselves a nice little lead, but that’ll change once the real sports begin. Not worried in the least.

American Jamie Anderson dominated the women’s slopestyle, taking home gold.

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Which isn’t as impressive when you consider this was her competition.

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Bode Miller was heavily favored to win the Men’s Downhill after setting the track record in training. Bad news for Bode, he choked, placing in 8th.

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Good news for Bode, he sleeps next to this every night.

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As expected, German Felix Loch won gold in Men’s Luge. Act like you’ve been there bro.


Women’s luge for this Italian broad didn’t go so hot. Love me some runaway luge.

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There’s a rumor floating around that I’m a cake eater. While I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations, I CAN say that IF I DID EAT CAKE… it would be this one.

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Today I’m watching Curling.

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Norway vs. USA at 10 AM. Easy choice. Great matchup to kick off everyone’s favorite obscure winter sport. You’ve got the medal contending Norwegians wearing these diabolical unis:

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Against the American underdogs:

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If curling was based on aesthetics of the competitors’ uniforms (which Norway clearly thinks it is), this matchup is a bloodbath. But it’s not. American team just rope-a-doping the shit out of Norway here. They won’t have any clue what hit em. USA wins in a blowout.


Today’s smoke: Lara Gut, Alpine Skier from Switzerland. Huge score for Team Sky today. She’s so flattered to be chosen.

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