Were Doug Pederson's Sultry Glasses The Main Reason The Eagles Took The Giants To Pound Town?
Up until last night, we hadn’t seen that Philadelphia Eagles team yet this season. Now granted it was against the New York Giants–a team in which dumpsters that are lit on fire are the ones who get offended when they are compared to one another. But still there was something different about that Eagles team last night. For the first time since their Super Bowl run, this team was playing with some confidence. For the first time in a long time, it looked as if they got their swagger back. So what was it? Was it Carson Wentz starting to feel closer to 100% coming off his ACL surgery? Was it Alshon Jefferey starting to feel closer to 100%? Was it the defense coming out with an entire city of doubters to prove wrong?
Or was it Doug Pederson and his sweet, sweet sultry glasses on the sidelines calling the shots?
I like to think it was the latter, and I believe Doug would say so as well.
I sense that a lot of people think Doug Pederson is a meat head of sorts. A reckless renegade who will go against the norm because he’s constantly calling plays with his big balls instead of his brain. But there’s a softer side to Dougie P. A kinder, more gentle version of the man known as Crusher Doug. And we got a chance to see that man last night. Doug Pederson didn’t want to just fuck the Giants last night. He wanted to make sweet love to the G-Men. He wanted to romance them with a little poetry first instead of just calling them hot as shit. He wanted to take them out for a coffee instead of for a beer.
So you can say the Giants suck all you want. But the real reason last night’s game was a bloodbath was Doug Pederson and those sultry glasses. Needs to keep them the rest of the way. Silver Fox.