The Imagine Dragons Curse Is Killing The Vegas Knights

I wrote it when I found out the Lightning used Imagine Dragons as their victory song:

I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but no team that thinks they are bad ass for listening to Imagine Dragons can win a Cup. It’s just science, really. You don’t lose to teams who use Imagine Dragons. You just don’t.

And I was right.

And then I wrote it after the Caps lost game 1 of the Cup and the Knights announced Imagine Dragons were playing before game 2:

This could be what turns the series right around for the Caps. So ready for this game. Bet the house and your parent’s house too. #OurYear

And I was right again.

And now look what has happened since. The Caps beat them in game 7 on their ice, Yzerman stepped down from being the Lightning’s GM, and Tavares signed with Toronto over them. Meanwhile in Vegas Nate Schmidt was suspended, Tuch got hurt in preseason, and they have now gone 8, count ‘em 8, straight games without a regulation win. I tried to warn both teams, and neither would listen. Both teams are in turmoil (ok maybe not Tampa but for the good of this blog, fuck them, they are in turmoil) since the Imagine Dragons showed up. We should send the entire band a Stanley Cup ring

I don’t know how they break the curse, but they better figure something out soon. 1-3 with a -7 goal differential through 4 games, yikes!