That might be a little dramatic but what on earth is ole Jim out there doing? Go inside, you meaningful bitch. We need you! Winter is coming. What if there’s more snow lightening?
Go inside and leave the hurricane coverage to these weirdos sitting inside their car in the heart of a nearly category 5 hurricane.
Another weather person’s (see that’s not too hard is it, Riggs) car was floating away.
Fucking Waffle House is closing. Waffle House never closes!
Here’s a live stream. It sounds like a horror movie.