Inappropriate: United States Senator Accuses Justice Kavanaugh Of Having A Huge Taint

Look, I dont know what kinda operation politics is turning into but I will say one thing loudly and clearly. Dont you ever… ever…EVER speak of my taint’s size, smell, or color! My political stances are out there in the open but a man’s taint is his privates and that should remain private unless the man shares a picture with you or 69s you nearly to death.

“Chaps! Chaps! Hate to interrupt you when you are on a taint rant but what exactly is a taint, my good bitch?”

Well, there’s basically two schools of thought. One school says that the taint is the piece of skin between a woman’s asshole and her vagina or between a man’s testicles and his asshole (very sensitive and filled with nerve endings of pleasure either way). The other school of thought says that only women can have taints while men have gooches. Tomato tomato.

I’m not sure where I settle on this debate. For now, operate under the assumption that either sex can have a taint.

Moving on.

I dont care if Justice Kavanaugh’s taint is as wide as the Nile river or as narrow as the canals in Venice, you don’t speak of it. When we dont speak of each other’s taints, then and only then, will we begin to restore civility into civil affairs…