Funeral Director In Trouble After Taking Pictures Of Dead Bodies And Sending Them To Her Friends To Gross Them Out

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Fox6- One photo showed a corpse whose organs had been removed. Another showed a body covered in maggots. Stewart admitted to showing the pictures to her friends to, “gross them out.” Among those photos was one of the husband of Rev. Cait Finnegan. “I don’t think she is going to change without being forced to think about what she has done. She’s on probation and the only thing she is forced to do now is not get caught again,” Rev. Finnegan told WNEP. Stewart sobbed as she told the victims’ families she was sorry. She said, ”If I could take away the pain, I would but it’s too late. My life came crashing down last year. I just hope you can get closure. I know you probably hate me. I just hope you can get over this and move on. I’m really sorry and there is nothing more I can say.” “If she had true remorse, she would have, she should have had the courage to look at each family member when they were talking to her,” said victim Theresa Englehardt. “I am used to seeing crocodile tears. I think she is sorry she got caught to some extent,” Rev. Finnegan said.

Wait a damn minute! Are you telling me a person who decided to become a funeral director is a fucking weirdo? I simply cannot believe that! That is shocking news. You’re telling me this lady took pictures of dead bodies, sent them to her friends and thought it would be LMAO funny? Get right outta town! Seriously though, OF COURSE THIS LADY DID THIS. Of course she was taking pictures of dead bodies and then texting like, “LOL look at this shit.” I bet every funeral director does this shit. Think about it, this is just the stuff she admitted to doing. She’s probably relieved the police only know about the texting. She’s probably wheeled one of those dead bodies around town like Weekend At Bernie’s dozens of times. Of course she gladly admitted to the pictures because she doesn’t want the police digging any further into her weird shenanigans.

For real, we should put every funeral director in the world on some sort of watch list. It seems unfair and it is but anyone who wakes up one morning and says, “I know what I wanna do for the rest of my life. I wanna be around dead bodies and sad families all day every day. Seems like a real hoot” is a litttttttttle off. It’s not a normal profession so it attracts peculiar people. I look at funeral directors the same way I look at magicians. I’m sure they’re mostly fine and decent people but I want them to know that I know that they’re crazy weirdos who I’ll never fully trust. So yeah, of course this lady took pictures of dead bodies and sent them to her friends. Biggest duh ever.