A Cheerleader Gave Away Weed Brownies To Win Homecoming Queen

HuffPo - A cheerleader’s dream of becoming homecoming queen may have gone to pot, just because of a few marijuana brownies.

Police in Hartford, Michigan, are currently investigating how a batch of 12 weed-laced desserts were distributed at Hartford High School on Sept. 26.

Hartford patrolman Michael Prince, who is investigating the incident, told local station WWMT it’s one of the stranger cases he’s seen.

“You always think you’ve heard it all and seen it all, and there is always something new to surprise you,” Prince told the station. “We are investigating two things. Number 1, some were put in goody bags for players. Also, they were used to obtain votes for the queen contest.” According to WWMT, a student is believed to have included the brownies in gift bags for the school’s football players.

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I’m sorry, I thought this was America? You win elections by any means necessary in this here country. If anything, she should be applauded for thinking outside the box. All the other homecoming queen nominees were probably making lame posters and being all annoying like “vote for me, vote for me!”. Not this girl. She pulled out all the stops. In high school weed brownies were like folklore. You knew they were a thing, but you didn’t really know how it all worked, kinda like me now with the female vagina. I keep hearing good things, maybe one day I’ll get to try one out. Sounds expensive though.

So it’s very unfortunate the school narced on her. Since when was using edibles to get votes so frowned upon? This isn’t 1950 anymore, you either adapt to the times or fall behind. So while maybe she was disqualified from the homecoming queen race, whoever actually ends up winning it has a big asterisk next to her name. Everyone knows she only won because the real winner was expelled, and those are just the facts.