Lighting A Blunt With An Elon Musk Flamethrower Seems Like A Super Dangerous Idea

Well that’s an interesting way to use one of those death machines. It ended up working out but it’s only a matter of time before that party trick turns into a burned down apartment building. We just got one of these flamethrowers in the office and I couldn’t be more terrified of it. Call me a fun hater but I know the type of person Elon Musk is and the type of products he makes. Tesla 3s fall apart in the rain for god sakes. Mix that together with the group idiocy that is Barstool Sports HQ and we’re all gonna die a horrible, fiery death. Everybody who walks by it picks it up and points it at somebody. Young Pageviews pointed it at my dick yesterday as I was sitting at my desk. People seem to forget that HQ is PACKED with garbage. So much so that you could spark a Bic lighter and the place would go up in flames. So yeah I’m gonna go out on a limb and say having a fully-functioning flamethrower in that place is a bad idea.

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I’m not gonna lie, I told KFC that I hope the flamethrower explodes and blows both his arms off. I’m not rooting for that to happen but it would be GREAT for my Elon Musk hate if one of his flamethrowers (it’s a flamethrower, don’t come at me with that not-a-flamethrower legal bullshit. It throws flames and therefore is a flamethrower) badly injures one of my coworkers.

Elon Musk’s thoughts on lighting a blunt with one of his flamethrowers?