Thursday Afternoon NBA Time Waster: Top 30 Derrick Rose Plays

This was an idea I started earlier this summer when I was still in the cubes, knowing that everyone else was just as miserable. Back then, I tried to get these up as my first blog of the day, but seeing as how now we have actual basketball to talk about each morning, I’ve been looking for a way to keep these going while still keeping you fine readers in mind. Just because I no longer have to kill time in my cube watching basketball highlights doesn’t mean I’m still not doing it, I just support myself through it now, but I understand there are many of you out there that are not so lucky. Well I made a promise to myself that even if we one day reach the moon, I can’t forget about the stoolies who helped us get there. I know you’re looking at your clock right now counting down until your freedom.

So let me help. Instead of killing time in your mornings, I’m going to try and toss out some afternoon time wasters whenever I come across a video/highlight I deem worthy. Seeing as how today is Derrick Rose’s birthday, what better way to not only honor someone who was fucking ridiculous when healthy, but also give you a good 8-9 minute video to help get you to the end of your day. In my opinion any distraction helps, so stop fake working and watch this instead. It’ll be quittin time before you know it

Man, if I could go back and take away any current player’s injury history, it has to be Derrick Rose. Just so goddamn good.