"Boobs Are Just Milk Vending Machines And Not Sexual" Says One Totally Not Crazy Doctor

Fellas, you like titties in 2018? Troublesome. Personally, I look at boobs like you would if you were in the dairy aisle at Costco. It’s like wholesale milk underneath every bra in America. You eat some corn? That’ll be milk in a few hours. Radishes? Yep. That can be milk. Salmon? Oh yeah. Milk with Omega 3 fatty acids. Nice. That’ll make a baby’s hair as smooth as silk.

What we aren’t gonna do in 2018 is talk about boobs like they can be two things at once. Nope. You arent allowed to look at some titties and think, “damn. my dick moved.” That’s inappropriate and perverted.

At least the good doctor only had one weird take today. If she started talkin about hard titties or something, things would be really out of sorts.

That being said, I’m willing to go on the record with a controversial take. I dont think there’s anything wrong with being sexually attracted to the breasts of a woman. In fact,