I For One, Think Paul Pierce Has A Point

I see my man Paul Pierce is being dragged through the internet streets for this take, and honestly I find that rude and unnecessary. Look basically you win me my only title in my lifetime, I’ll defend anything you say for the rest of time. I mean seriously, why does it take so long to get to Russia? Anyone care to prove me and Paul wrong here? I didn’t think so. If the Earth is moving so fast like we all agree it is, what’s the problem?

And I don’t want to hear the idea of relativity or any of that fancy science bullshit. If it does’t matter to Paul Pierce than it doesn’t matter to me. Frankly I thought we were past this whole flat earth nonsense after Kyrie apologized, but I guess not. Fine by me. The Earth is flat because Paul Pierce says so. I mean they don’t call him The Truth because he lies, you know that right?

OK, I’m sorry, I tried my best but I can’t do it. Paul, you sound ridiculous. I love you and will until my last breath, but this ain’t it. I’m going to forget this ever happened and never speak of it again. Instead, I will choose to remember you by all the good times we had together

Much better.