In Russia, Lindsay Lohan Got Punched On Video By A Mother Who Is A Syrian Refugee For Apparently Trying To Kidnap Her Kids

The one-time teen idol, currently in Russia, posted an unsettling video of her ‘interacting’ with a family she claimed came from war-torn Syria.

“Hey everyone, I just want to show you a family that I met,” she said in the video, “a Syrian refugee family that I’m really worried about. They really need help.”
“You want to come with me? Come with me. I’ll take care of you guys,” she can be heard saying in Arabic and English. “Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? It would be so cool to watch a movie on a TV or a computer,” she then said to a child.

“You should not have them [your sons] on the floor, you should be a hard-working woman and you should be doing what you [can] for your children, so they have a better life.”

“If someone is offering them a home and a bed, which is me at the moment, give it to them. They will come back to you,” Lohan further added. “I won’t leave until I take you. Now I know who you are. Don’t f*** with me.”

Lohan proceeds to follow the family as they get up to leave. “Look what’s happening, they’re trafficking children. You’re ruining Arabic culture by doing this.”

“I’m with you boys, don’t worry. The whole world is seeing this,” the actor adds. “Are you from Pakistan?” Lohan is punched in the face by the mother of the children after she attempts to ‘wrest’ one of the boys

This reads like one of the headlines that Pres would want us to write in blogger school but it’s real. It’s madlibs on steroids but it’s fucking real which is unreal.

For Lohan, it was all good just 2 weeks ago when she was dancing it up in Greece. It turns out, dealing with a crisis on an international stage when you’re a washed-up actress is a little different than shaking that thang on a boat.

Honestly, I still feel like this is fake but the independent and other news agencies are reporting it too. I just dont see how that’s a real headline and a real thing but then again, read the rest of the headlines around the world and this strangely makes sense.