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Pete Davidson Jokes That He Lasts Longer in Bed With Ariana Grande By Thinking Of His Father Burning Alive During 9/11....WHAT

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Daily Mail

He said: ‘Any time we’re intimate, I’m always apologising and saying thank you. I swear to God. I’m like, you’re awesome for doing this, thank you so much.’ The chat took a disturbing turn when the comedian joked about what he thinks about to hold out while having sex.

He said: ‘I was just thinking of my Dad being burned alive. That’s what I do. I just think of my Dad seeing that fire coming right towards me.’ Pete’s father Scott – a firefighter – died during the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, leading to devastation for the comic.

Last month, he revealed his depression was so severe following his father’s death that he tried to drown himself as a child.

Alrighttttyyy then Pete. I know you were hopefully/probably joking when you said that you last longer in bed with your smokeshow superstar girlfriend by thinking of your father burning alive in the twin towers, but holy shit man! I know you openly joke about 9/11 and bring up your dad as some sort of a coping mechanism, but goddamn man that was some jump. Part of me thinks Pete is such a whacky dude that he actually does think about this. Me personally, I’m a mormon so I don’t find myself in these situations. Just kidding, I just watch a lot of  baseball and don’t get out very much.

I’m not here to talk about E! News and all the tabloids because I frankly don’t give a shit. But from the outside looking in here, this whole relationship is fucking bizarre. Pete has said openly he used to jerk off to her before they dated. WHAT! Now that may be true for all of us at some point, but you don’t say that out loud…EVER. Pete’s a comedian so you can’t take him fully serious with anything and I respect how he admits he has no business being the love of Ariana Grande’s life, but this man truly has no limits in his jokes. Fucking Butthole eyes.

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