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Miss Nambia Runner Up Looks Exactly Like Regina George, Plus A Mean Girls "Take"

First, let’s just get this out of the way: that ain’t no Clasrisse Muller. That’s flat out Regina George. I’ve seen dopplegangers before and you, ma’am, are no doppleganger, you’re just the real person. I got up at the crack of 9:30 this morning and Afterbreak Magazine needs to get their head off the pillow way before that if they think they’re gonna pull this one over on me. Plus, I mean, stating the obvious, this girl is white. I know you can’t just ask people why they’re white but at the same time if you’re from Africa then why are you white?

Now for the harsh truth, Regina George isn’t even that hot. She’s attractive, you’ll get no argument from me there, but folks go gaga for her and it drive me nuts. Some people have the gall to say that it’s Rachel McAdams’ best role. Rachel McAdams! She’s got a million better roles from Sherlock Holmes to Game Night to State of Play and even Wedding Crashers, though I think that one is overrated as well.

There’s one gal who steals the screen of Mean Girls and that is Lindsey Lohan. I’m not saying it’s Peak Lohan, awards like that are reserved for Purple Bikini Lohan or Mugshot Lohan (this one also), but it’s not even close.

You think Regina George is the hottest girl in school?

If anyone should be winning Miss Nambia is this redhead.