Facts are facts, people. If that soulless facial hair is the catalyst that brings the cup back to Broad St. for the first time in almost 40 years, so be it. All seriousness though that damn thing looks like the pubes used to make the beard in the Terrorist Taxi Prank in Jackass.
The second it looks like the Flyers may sniff a run it will be ordered from upstairs to make a t-shirt of Courturier’s eyeless face with a beard on fire. Book it.