DeSean Jackson Would Make One Hell Of A Journalist After Reporting This Morning's LA Earthquake

Kiss some dick, Brian Williams. Walter Jaccpot Cronkite just took journalism to its highest level. The man even correctly linked to the source of his data. Some first class Cal education right there. Almost grammatically correct enough to be the finest writer at Barstool, too. Only if Urban Dictionary gave out Pulitzer’s there wouldn’t be a need to play football anymore.

Unrelated, but will never get tired of this GIF. The one where he actually scores, not the one(s) where he drops the ball before the goaline like a jackass. The perfect combo of cockiness and talent. Eat it hard, Dallas.