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Dude Tries To Dye His Hair And Finds Out He's SUPER Allergic To It

I’m really glad this happened. Sorry but I’m not sorry at all. I’m glad that dude’s head ballooned to the size of a watermelon after he tried to dye his hair. That’s what happens when someone who already has great hair tries to get greedy. His hair was already more than fine. He has great hair in fact. It flows like a damn river. So the fact that a guy like that looked at his hair in the mirror and was like, “Nope not good enough” makes me physically sick. I’m not even in the game if that guy thinks his hair sucks. I’m not even on the sidelines if that guy thinks his hair sucks. I’m not even in the stadium if that guy thinks his hair sucks. I’m panhandling and offering blowjobs in the parking lot. We’re playing different sports entirely. So fuck that guy for trying to dye his awesome hair when his hair was already world’s better than mine will ever be.

Quick question: does that swollen head ass mofo look like pre-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Justin Bieber?

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Kinda looks like him, right? Yes? No? Maybe I’m crazy but I think it does. That’s not great news for Justin Bieber. It doesn’t really matter because he’s Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber is gonna be fine regardless but that dude with a swollen ass head looks like Bieber.