Guy Who Exposed And Fondled Himself In Front Of A Walgreens Told The Police, "Yall Can't Let Me Have No Fun"

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. —A self-fondler is off the streets after exposing himself in front of a Walgreens in South Memphis. A woman contacted police after she saw Clayton Gamble, 31, outside the Walgreens on the 1800 block of South 3rd Street exposing himself. Police said the woman was scared to exit the Walgreens store until police arrived. As police arrested Gamble, he had a spontaneous utterance of “yall can’t let me have no fun.”

Everyone has different definitions of fun. For instance, I like sitting on my couch and watching TV. I like watching various documentaries. I like hanging out with my friends. I like eating cookies. Those are the things that I do for fun. That fella pictured above? He likes to stand in front of a Walgreens, whip his dick out and fondle himself in front of strangers. Pretty extreme activity in my opinion but it’s what he finds enjoyable. It’s what he does to blow off steam after a long day at the office. What sucks for him is that what he finds fun is super duper illegal. Like the most illegal. The police are gonna get called every time that fella tries to have fun. Hence why he told the police, “yall can’t let me have no fun” cause this has likely happened before. It’s the police officer’s job to make sure nobody has that type of fun. Not only is it illegal but it’s gross and inappropriate.

I feel lucky that the things that I find fun are legal (mostly, I’ll be fully legal when weed becomes legal. Figure it out, America). You should feel lucky, too. We should all feel lucky that we don’t find something like murdering people to be a hoot and a half. Or maybe you do find that to be fun and you do murder people but nobody knows yet. Unfortunately for you that’s gonna come to an end sooner or later. I just know that when I get done watching a documentary about how sugar is more addicting than cocaine that the cops are gonna kick in my door. Be grateful that you’re in a similar situation. Unless you’re one of the people from before who murders people.