The Instagram Model I Blogged About This Weekend, Sophie Mudd, Has Captured My Full Undivided Attention.

Kmarko9/10/2018 7:30 PM

I saw this GIF floating around the smut sites this weekend and said, hey, that’s pretty hot, I bet our fans will appreciate this one, (checks birth date – 1988, okay good to go), what a good chance to get something quick and entertaining up on a lazy weekend in between all the football X’s and O’s. I mean the #1 El Pres Tenet of Blogger School is to throw as much shit up as possible, so what better way to accomplish that mission than some boobies moving in slow motion. Even tied it to current events!

That’s a solid A on the report card.

However an unintended consequence was that I was actually hooked on the subject matter. Who the hell is Sophie Mudd and how have I never heard of her? 1 million Instagram followers. Once you break that 1 mil mark is when you go from wannabe to are. That’s when you start generating like half a million bucks on your posts. The big time.

So shame on me for not knowing her sooner. Shame on you. Shame on all of us. Shame!