Millennial Dog Accepts Cheers It Didn't Earn

Just a sickening display all around. Classic millennial doing nothing of note whatsoever and still expecting adulation from far and wide. McGruff didn’t solve all those murders in the early-80s, working long nights in dark alleys searching for answers, sitting alone on stake outs in his beat up Lincoln Continental from dusk til dawn with nothing but his thoughts and a cup of Joe, for these next generations to sit on their tails and not even flip their own cups. This hound should be ashamed to be surrounded by such sycophants and yes men that he can’t even see what his life has devolved into. Grow up and flip your own cup then act like you’ve been there before. Rin Tin Tin just rolled over, then gave his paw, then got his owner the morning paper and his slippers, then rolled over again in his grave after witnessing this disgusting act of vanity.