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This Delivery Driver Who Fell Asleep At The Wheel Should 1000% Be Dead

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Holy shit that dude should be DEAD. Beyond dead. He should be gonezo from Earth forever. By some miracle everybody lived. The front of his van turned into minced meat and he should’ve followed. It stopped riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight before it got to him. His body just ended up hanging out the side of the wreckage. What a terrible way to wake up from a snooze. One second you’re in sleepy dream land and the next second you’re being jolted awake after slamming head-on into a big ass truck.

It can happen to anybody. When I was a security guard I worked third shift a lot and would almost always fall asleep when I driving home after work. It was scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I never got into a crash but it easily could’ve happened. I would do the thing where my head would snap down and it’d wake me up and I wouldn’t know where I was for a split second. To stop myself from falling asleep I’d slap myself in the face as hard as I could before and during the drive. So if you saw a guy in a Chevy Cobalt driving down I-380 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa a couple years ago, that was me and I was just trying to stay awake so I didn’t crash. That’s what the guy in the video should’ve done.