Post Malone Involved In A Car Wreck Just A Couple Weeks After Airplane Scare

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I couldn’t disagree more with Post Malone here. He’s looking at this the completely wrong way. God must LOVE Post Malone. God must be a huge fan of Stoney. Because anybody else would be dead and gone after these two events. First the wheels on his plane explode during takeoff and then just a couple weeks later he gets t-boned in his Rolls Royce. I’m not a God guy cause God doesn’t exist but God was 100% looking out for Austin Richard Post. God must think Post Malone has a bright future cause if God was ever gonna kill Post Malone he would’ve killed him after beerbongs & bentleys.

And sure, the plane wheels thing turned out to be a HUUUUUUUUUGE letdown (I mean I didn’t want Post to die or anything but they said the plane didn’t have wheels and the plane clearly had wheels when it landed. It was the most anticlimactic thing of all time) but Post is wrong about God hating him. This isn’t some Final Destination shit where Post escaped the plane crash so then God tried to kill him in a car crash. Nope. Post Malone is #blessed. He’s basically invincible.

PS- Why are news shows so weird? Those news anchors had no idea how to end the segment after reading Post Malone’s God tweet. We all knew the dismount was gonna be awkward as hell and then it was. “He loves you cause you’re still alive”?????????? Weird thing to say.