Meth Dealer Complains That Selling Meth Is Hard Work Which Just Can't Be True

AUGUST 30–An accused drug dealer who allegedly paid her rent in narcotics lamented to police upon her arrest that “selling methamphetamine is hard work,” according to a search warrant affidavit.  Illinois cops charge that Lindsey Lowery was dealing from the garage of a home in Swansea, a village about 10 miles east of St. Louis. The 33-year-old Lowery is facing three felony narcotics counts. According to investigators, Lowery was allowed to live in the Swansea residence in exchange for meth that she provided to a woman who lived there with her husband and her children. The homeowner, Alison Yates, was charged with letting drugs be sold from the property.

Nope. It’s not. Selling meth isn’t hard work at all. I’ve never done it but I have a brain. Imagine thinking it’s hard work to sell a product people are addicted to. And I mean addicteddddddddddddddddd. Not addicted like that bitch Brenda at your office who says she’s so omg addicted to coffee. People who are addicted to meth are addicted on a whole different level. Would Brenda break into people’s houses, hold them at gun point, steal their belongings and then pawn them off so she can get a hit of Starbucks? I didn’t think so. Meth sells itself. Is this girl having a hard time selling meth because she keeps selling out of meth because people love meth so much? That’s one of the only ways selling meth can be hard work. There’s plenty of demand. Maybe supply is the issue.

Or if this lady is saying that it’s hard to sell meth because it’s a dangerous game that involves guns and territory, I believe her. I’ve watched Breaking Bad and Walt gets himself in some hairy situations while selling meth. Remember those two scary twins with the guns? They were real scary. Maybe this lady just misspoke. Maybe she meant selling meth is scary. Selling meth has gotta be scary. Like super scary. Meth dealers have to constantly be worried about meth addicts stabbing them and killing them for their stash. But to say it’s “hard” simply cannot be true.

Londsey Lowery even got boom roasted by the article

As first reported by the Belleville News-Democrat, while speaking with police, Lowery also remarked on the difficulty of peddling America’s favorite illegal stimulant.

LOL. Roasted.